So this guy comes home from the store with a bottle of vodka, the wife asks him how much did that cost? He says about 45 dollars. So the wife is like wow why spend so much when you can get it cheaper? So the husband goes to her makeup drawer and pulls out some lipstick. He then says well how much is this then? She replys uh about 50 bucks but i have a reason to spend that much on it. It makes me look young and beautiful. So the husband says well so does this bottle of vodka.